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Get ready for the ApolloCon Saturday Night Dance

Posted by zephre on 2013.06.12 at 22:27

“Oh sorry small town preacher from the Midwest! Is there a law against dancing?”

The Dance is brought to you by ApolloCon and DJ HawZ and his Space Monkeys, Drunken Pirates, Slave Labor!?!?

Kevin “Sprinkles” Mallory
Sam “Neck Beard” Whittenton
Erika “Madame Hobbit“ Aguirre
Thom “Seamus” Reis

We are here for your safety and your “enjoyment.”

The Dance is Overwritten (Underwritten seems such a downer) by ApolloCon.

“We were talking about dancing.”
“It didn't feel like dancing.”
“Actually, Doctor, I thought Jack might like this dance. “
“Doesn't the universe implode or something if you dance?”
“Relax. He's a fifty-first century guy. He's just a bit more flexible when it comes to 'dancing'.”

If the Doctor can dance, then so can you.

Afraid to dance? Ask the DJ to dance first and you’ll get to see a spastic monkey with no rhythm dance.

Only dance to a certain song? Hey, I might have that song. If I don’t and you ask early enough I can have it for you. Have it on you (CD/MP3/iWhatever) I can play it for you.

The Dance is for you, all of you. This is your chance to let loose, enjoy life and be yourself.

What will be played at the Dance?

Better question is “What won’t be played?”

Can you play something I can dance to?

No, probably not. It’ll just be 6 hours of the theme from Full House mixed with Tibetan throat singing interspersed with John Cage’s 4’33”.

Are you serious?

Do you feel lucky? Will do ya?

Just remember this:

“Happiness. Love, laughter, friendship, purpose, and a dance.”

Or something like that.

The Dance is on June 22nd after the Masquerade in the Seattle Ballroom. It’s supposed to start at “8pm” but its starts the moment I’m on stage and the music is playing and goes until… I have been advised by my lawyer to plead the 5th.

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